Hes jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Memes
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill!
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.