Hes Jokes

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he had no home to go to.

Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?

A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

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Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Stephen Hawking is intelligent.

He is not as green as he is cabbage.

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill!

I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working in an orphanage!

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Why is Paul Walker a walker?

To let people know he isn't a driver.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

'Cause he Neverlands.

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends