Hes jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
He is dead.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
Memes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
He lost Wifi connection...
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.