Hes jokes

Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.

Why did Pikachu chase Ash?

Because he wanted to Ketchum.

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.

What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?

He raged! 😱

A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

My cousin is a surgeon.

Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.

Trump got a new jet.

He's probably already licked the windows.

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."