Hes jokes
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Memes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
He is dead.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
He lost Wifi connection...
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?