Hes jokes

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

He had the curse of vanishing.

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?

"Hindin!"

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?

Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

No.

Neither has he.

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?

First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.