Hes jokes
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Memes
He is dead.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
He lost Wifi connection...
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.