Hes jokes
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Memes
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
But he could only get 1 trade.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.