Hes jokes

But he could only get 1 trade.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?

Family photo.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

LOL 💦🔫💧🌊

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

He had the curse of vanishing.

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?

"Hindin!"

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.