Hes jokes

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam!

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

But he could only get 1 trade.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where is my tractor?"

Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!

Why did Orphan become famous?

Because he didn't need parent permission.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Why did the skeleton feel alone?

He was BONEsome.

Why can’t an orphan play soccer?

If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.