Hes

Hes jokes

Parkinson

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

Kid

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

Fart

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

Van

I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

Memes

Vegetable

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Fart

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.

Pedophile

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Blood Type

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Bedroom

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

Pilot

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

Orphan

Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?

He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.

Ball

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

Barbie

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

Gamer

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.