Hes jokes
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Memes
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
He had the curse of vanishing.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.