Hes jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Memes
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"