Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
Hes Jokes
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
But he could only get 1 trade.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
