Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Hes Jokes
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
He had the curse of vanishing.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
