Hes jokes

Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?

He Neverland.

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.

I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?

Family photo.

What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?

First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?

A: He believes in the second cumming.

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.