What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Hes Jokes
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
As the strongest curse, Jogot fought the frog, the king of curses. He began to open his domain. Sukuna shrunk back in fear.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
