Hes jokes

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?

"Meow!"

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.

How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?

He won the F1 Wheelchair race.

My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.

He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He turned off the Wi-Fi.

Why did the blind man fall down a well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.

Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?

Me: He could feel it in his bones.

Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!

Heheh ;3

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.