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A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.

When the doctor saw this, he said,

"From Type 2 Diabetes!"

Get it?

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.