Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.