Hes jokes
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Memes
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"