Hes jokes
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
Memes
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. ðŸ˜
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul