Hes jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.