Hes jokes
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Memes
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.