Hes jokes
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
Memes
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.