Hes jokes
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Memes
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.