Hes jokes

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.

“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for "poo."

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.

What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?

Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.

He's dead.

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.