Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Hes Jokes
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
