Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Hes Jokes
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. ðŸ˜
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
He's dead.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
