Hes jokes
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Memes
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.