Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
