Hes jokes
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.