"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Hes Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Was he under insurance claim?
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
