Hes jokes
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.