Hes

Hes jokes

Asshole

"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."

Dog

First Man: My dog's got no nose.

Second Man: How does he smell?

First Man: Awful.

Memes

Family

Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.

Chipmunk

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

Dog

If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.

Wordplay

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

Straight

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Time

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?

So he could DEFINE his own beats!

Rapper

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

Rhyme

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.