Hes jokes
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Memes
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."