Hes jokes
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Memes
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.