Hes jokes
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Memes
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.