What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Hes Jokes
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
