This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Hes Jokes
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
