Hes jokes
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Memes
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.