My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Hes Jokes
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
