Hes jokes
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Memes
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.