Hes jokes
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Memes
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?