Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Hes Jokes
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
He he he.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
