Hes jokes

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?

When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.

What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I don't know, go google it.

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?

Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?

Dad: He had a nap.

Kid: Where is he now?

Dad: HELL!

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?

He had no-body to go with.

Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is.

Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."

Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."

My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"

What did the fish say when he got to the dam?

"Dam water."

"Dam!"

A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.

I had to fix his collarbone.