Hes jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
He he he.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Memes
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.