Hes jokes
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Fat jokes and mom jokes๐
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heโd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mamaโs so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" ๐
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting๐ป
- Diving๐ฌ
- Complaining to teammates๐ก
- Complaining to refs๐คฌ
- Missing sitters๐คฆโโ๏ธ
- Gets a lucky open net tapinโฝ๏ธ
- Proceed to get ๐ shouts
- Repeat๐
People with REAL ball knowledge know heโs just an overrated tapin merchant ๐ญ
He's in a wheelchair.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. ๐ค๐๐ค๐ค๐คno๐ค๐ค๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐๐