Hes jokes
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Memes
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
He he he.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.