Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Hes Jokes
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
He's in a wheelchair.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
