Hes jokes
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Memes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.