Hes jokes
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Memes
When you realize..
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!