Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Hes Jokes
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
