Hes jokes
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Memes
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.