Hes jokes
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
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The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Memes
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
My father can take a joke because he made one.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!