Hes jokes
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
Memes
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."