Hes jokes

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

How does Stephen Hawking get clean?

He uses Tesco car wash.

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?

Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?

He forgot to adenine!

Why did the boy not cross the road?

Because he was on thin ice.

Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?

Because he had no-BODY to go with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with!

My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳

Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?

When he is dead.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈