What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Hes Jokes
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
