Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Hes Jokes
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
