Hes

Hes jokes

Dad

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

King

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

Roman

A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"

Mama

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Memes

Stalin

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

Man

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

Kenny

Why did Kenny die?

Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?

Afterlife

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

Wife

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Hitler

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.