Hes jokes

Why go to sleep because he was bossy?

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Why did God create sex for marriage?

Because he wanted more people and less fun.

What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.