Hes jokes

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?

He was paid peanuts.

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?

He became a shell of who he once was.

One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

What did the orphan say to the adopter?

Nothing, he just stared.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???