I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Hes Jokes
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
