Hes jokes
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Memes
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.