Hes

Hes jokes

Poker

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.

Elephant

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.

Memes

Rapper

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a camera?

Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

Daveon

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Line

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Land Mine

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

Orphan

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

Movie Star

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Kid

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

Brother

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

Sense

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Son

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Cock sucker

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."