I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Hes Jokes
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
