Hes jokes
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Memes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.