Hes

Hes jokes

Hedgehog

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

School Shooter

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

Pork

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

Stephen

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

Name

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

Memes

Credit Card

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Airplane crash

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

Orphan

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

Escape

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Dad

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

Robot

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Meme

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roast

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

Bucket

What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?

He kicked the bucket.

Fire

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

Kettle

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

Yes

Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.

Cheetah

Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?

Because he's a cheetah!