Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Hes Jokes
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
