Hes jokes
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Memes
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."