God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Hes Jokes
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
