Hes jokes

Why did the rapper always carry a camera?

Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could always count his bars.

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!

Why did the rapper go to space?

Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

Why was Goofy in the bathroom?

He was goofing off!

Why is the elephant headed God the true God?

Because he doesn't exist!

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.