Hes jokes
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Memes
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
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I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."