Hes

Hes jokes

Toy

Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.

Bomber

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

Dad

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

Memes

Emo

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Cheetah

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

Rifle

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Kid

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

Orphan

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Prison

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

People

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

Key

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

Mum

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Party

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Poker

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."