Hes jokes
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Memes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.