A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Hes Jokes
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
