Hes jokes
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Memes
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
He pimples?
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.