Hes jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Memes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.