Hes jokes
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Memes
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.