I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Hes Jokes
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
He pimples?
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
