Hes jokes

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He doesn't have a home to go to.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

A kid decided to burn his house down.

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"