Hes jokes
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Memes
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.