Hes jokes
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Memes
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?